001. Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Quite obviously so.

002. Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Nah. I wouldn't do that, thanks.

003. Abortion: for or against it?
I'm for. There are many reasons why.

004. Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Uh. There are females that have led other countries and they didn't fail. What makes you think that a NON-MUTATED chromosome would affect a presidency? Technically, everyone, if you gave a damn to study the human body... we ALL START AS GIRLS.

005. Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Yes. It should be. And made a taxable product. More income to the government is fine with me.

006. Are you for or against premarital sex?
I must be for premarital sex considering 1. It's legal and 2. I've already done it.

007. Do you believe in God?
I highly doubt the existence of God but it wouldn't be beyond me to admit I'm wrong if I am. I guess we'll all find out one day who is right and who is wrong.

008. Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Yes. I think it's wrong. There are legal fucking ways to immigrate to this country. It's not fucking fair for other Hispanics to have put the effort into legally possessing citizenship just to have others just waltz in here illegally and fuck around. We're not pushing you out! We just have LAWS! Follow them!

009. A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
It depends on her level of maturity, mental stability, her ability to financially care for the child and her limitation or rather lack there of in knowledge of how to properly care for a child.

010. Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Can't we just adopt France's drinking laws? I mean seriously, here. It sure as hell seems a lot more legit than 21 and over OR ELSE! I mean, c'mon. Really. France obviously has their shit together on this one.

011. Should the war in Iraq be called off?
I say, either shit or get off the crapper. Either you're going to fucking turn that shit around or just fucking leave. Pick one! Quit sitting around debating and just. DO. SOMETHING.

012. Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
In situations where the one who commits suicide is in perfect mental health, I suppose it shouldn't be illegal. In cases where mental health is not at a good level, I'd say illegal. But technically, according to the law, yes. Assisted suicide is illegal in the books, whether we like it or not.

013. Do you believe in spanking your children?
I believe in physical discipline but I don't believe in physical discipline in a way that will negatively affect a child's psychology.

014. Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Why the hell not? People fuckin' fly them off of the back of their trucks, leave 'em out in the snow and rain to get worn, faded and tattered. People fucking disrespect the flag every god damn day at their leisure! If you don't fucking find offense in wanton so called patriotism that, in the end, disrespects the American flag then what's the big fuckin' deal of burning one for a million dollars?? At least with the million dollars you might be able to do some god damn good in this country via donations rather than just fuckin' up the red white and blue just because your lazy ass can't respect the fabric.

015. Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
I frankly don't give a shit if someone judges me for my answers. They're the honest to god truth and if you find some sort of flaw in my logic I'd love to hear about it. Otherwise, shut it.